diamondguls:

We bobbin

dragonknightcamilla:

happy 4/20

brolokhov:

me @ writers: make it gay you fucking cowards

rickyskaggs:

every time i read the word smol my eyes go to hell

raptorific:

Not to be an old man but what happened to ship names that were just the characters’ names with a / or x between them? Like I shouldn’t need to solve some kind of Dungeon Riddle to know what characters are in the ship, you don’t need to say “I ship Candy In The Wind,” no one knows what that is, just say Charlie Bucket/Avatar Aang

joshsundquist:

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

hironechan:

ME

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

durbikins:

when you try to play a game to forget how much of a fuck up you are in person but you just keep fucking up in-game too